Thursday, April 30, 2009

Trains and the Plain!

That's right I said "the plain" (as in the plain people). Not "da plane" (as is boss! da plane! da plane! - RIP Riccardo & Herve.) Altho if anyone knows a channel on Direct TV that shows Fantasy Island reruns please let me know because how much do we LOVE that show?! That Tattoo was so damn cute. But not as cute as .... THE AMISH! What a perfect segue into my new obsession.

So last weekend Mike and I made a last minute decision to take a little road trip. The weather was shaping up to be amazing and we were itching to hit the open road for an adventure. In the past we had heard a lot about the Lancaster/Strasburg Pennsylvania area and the array of railroad themed attractions they have there. What better location to take our little trainaholic? So we booked a hotel for two nights and off we went. (How cool are we? You totally wish we were your parents don't you?) Little did I know that we would get a big 'ol bonus in the form of some quilt making, technology shunning, horse and buggy driving folk called the AMISH! Oh my goodness people I am OB-SESSED. I love their little suspenders and bonnets. I am curious about the hair buns that the women wear because they are never ever permitted to cut their super long hair (does that mean no highlights either?!). I am amazed by the fact that they use no electricity what-so-ever (how do they dry that super long hair!?). I had heard of the Amish before, of course, but this was my first time seeing them live and in person and I'm telling you I could simply stare at them ALL.DAY.LONG. But not in an animal-in-the-zoo kind of way. More of a wonder and amazement kind of way. That's not at all inappropriate, right? I want to start a little vegetable farm in my backyard and hire an Amish family to tend to it for me. They will have names like Samuel and Rebecca and after a long day of work I will return home in the evening to find Rebecca leaving a fresh loaf of bread on our porch. A loaf that she spent the afternoon baking from scratch in the little barn house they built for themselves out back. Oh the Amish. I Love them. LOVE.THEM! Would want to BE them if they were allowed to go to Starbucks for Grande Skim Mochas. If loving the Amish is wrong I don't wanna be right!
(It's a bit out of control, no? Pretty sure I'm starting to scare Mike.)

So the first stop on our train-a-pooloza tour was the "Choo Choo Barn". Their website boasts "you've never seen anything like it!" and they definitely got that right. The attraction consisted of the biggest train layout you have EVER seen which was basically a replica of Lancaster. Not the best shot - but this kind of gives you an idea of the size of this thing:



There was a ski resort:


A wedding chapel (and what luck - there was a wedding taking place while we were there!):


There was a parade going down Main Street:


An aquarium (Yes those are real live fish in there! Crazy!)


This guy got so totally busted:


There was a barn raising (and they are AMISH! Be still my beating heart!)


And an old fashioned town baseball game - altho they sold no peanuts nor Cracker Jacks.


All seemed well and good at this ski chalet-esque house ...



but then...

FIRE!!!!!

Smoke actually came out of the hole in the roof!

Lucky for them the fire station was located right next door.


So the firemen drive to the house, then get out and unload the fire hose ..



They rescue the residents ...

Is it me can you see that rescued girl's skivvies!?

They climb the ladder ...


And then put out the fake fire with ACTUAL WATER!

Never seen anything like that, have you? Their website was RIGHT!

Jack was allowed to pick out a little something from the Choo Choo Barn gift shop. You're figuring he picked a train, right? Wrong.

Tractor, train, what's the diff!?

As we were perusing the gift shop Mike glances out the window and says "Oh look - an Amish farmer!" And I'm all what what WHAT?!!?!? I run outside camera in hand (sidenote: The Amish religon does not technically prohibit them from having pictures taken - it prohibits them from actually posing for pictures) and I start snapping away. I LOVE this shot. He looks like he's just exhausted, no? I call this one "Time to get a John Deere"


Then I believe he saw me ..

When I noticed that he was looking at me I ran as tho my life depended on it. I'm still not quite sure why.

On the way back to the hotel we stopped at Dunkin' Donuts to pick up some breakfast for the next morning. Jack simply could not wait until the next morning to indulge:


Then it was time for jammies - are these not the best jammies EVER?



And that brought train-a-polooza day one to a close. Now I must go watch Grey's Anatomy. In about an hour I'll be sobbing like a baby and wishing I never pressed play on the TiVo. Just a typical Thursday night. Damn that Grey's Anatomy!

To be continued .....

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The essence of boyhood ....

Hmmmm ... is that a mud puddle??




That would be a "yes" ...

Friday, April 10, 2009

Happy Birthday Granny! And Mike G!

As we all know I'm way way way behind on the blogging. So in this post I'm bringing you a two-fer! Two for the price of one. But I guess that doesn't *really* make sense since it's free to read my blog. And why is it free anyway? This is entertainment, people! You'd pay to see a movie, right? You'd pay to read a book. I need to start charging admission. Mama needs a new pair of Manolos! Wait - now what was I talking about? Ahhh yes ... yes ... Gran and Mike's birthday. Sorry - the mind tends to wander when it's not all about me (Reference: My birthday post. You'll note I didn't post that one late!)

Part 1 - Gran:

So back in January (yes, JANUARY. Now hush it. Need I remind you that you are reading this for f-r-double-e??) we celebrated Gran's 46th birthday. I can't believe next year she'll be the big 4-5! (She's aging backwards. Like Benjamin Button but way prettier).

Dinner was still cooking when everyone arrived so we decided to do presents first. Lucky Gran! It would appear that Gran was quite pleased with what she received!


Jack got a present too - a book from Granny which he sweet talked Aunt Sue into reading with him.


Then he engaged Gramps in a spirited game of tug-of-war with ... um ... HEY... that is my fireplace draft blocker!


Le cake made by le moi!


Le birthday girl - isn't she tres gorgeous?


Gran and her "assistant" blowing out the candles.


The birthday girl's most favorite present? Gramps!


Part deux - Mike:

So back in March we celebrated Mike's birthday. I won't mention the number but it rhymes with "shorty".

We started the evening with some pre-dinner games. Namely, planes/helicopters ..

Jack was all "I said NO pictues!"

and trains ...


Dinner - she was LOVELY! Gran and Sue took care of everything - except for the grilling. I'm still dreaming about this meal.


Wherever there are birthday candles - so too is there Jack. (I was trying to sound profound. I don't think it worked.)

Sidenote - this cake I did not make. Gran picked it up at her local bakery. Look at the size of that thing!

After dinner/cake it was time to play once again.

The only reason I got such a genuine smile from Jack is because I promised no more pictures after that one.

Guess what? I totally lied.

Jack was all "YOU again!?!?". Sucker!

And as the ladies played, the menfolk enjoyed some coffee.


This brings our two-fer post to a close.

And just because you don't quite see enough of her here ...

Belle needs her own blog! Isn't she just the prettiest cat EVER? She totally is, isn't she? Don't worry - I won't tell your cat you said so.

Supermodel WORK (now turn to the left...)

So I've been reading online about "garage lighting" in photography - setting up a little mini-portrait studio in the garage to take advantage of the great natural light. I've been meaning to try it out for some time now. I'm home with Jack today (we get Good Friday off at my work - SCORE! What, not appropriate?) so I figured now would be a good time to set up my garage studio. I bribed Jack with a surprise (that I was going to put in his Easter basket anyway. I'm sneaky) to get him to pose for me. As you can see, he had a BLAST!



I mean COME ON now!


Look at that smirk!

Pretty sure that is my new all time fav pic of him.

Strike a pose. WITH attitude.


Funny faces are better then mad faces!



And FINALLY - a smile! Sort of.



Annnnnd we're done ...



Next thing you know he'll be throwing cell phones at the hired help! Naomi ain't got nothin' on Jack (pronounced Jac-que).